A-ha Challenge

I'm going to see how long I can converse via IM today using only "ah" and "ha."

Who knew acid reflux was funny?

Flomax totally got its aciphex kicked in the pharmaceutical naming stakes. I think the overpaid stooges in the naming department forgot to say this one out loud before greenlighting - or, they have keen gutter humor. In which case, how do I get that job?

This would be even better if prescribed for some debilitating lower GI tract condition, but I won't get greedy.

Feel the Geek Love

When you care enough to send the very best.

The Dear Leader Speaks

Through me.

Axis of Evil Prevails

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COBRA has yet to post the "official" results of this year's NYC Idiotarod. Whatever. We all know who came correct -- don't mess with the DPRK.


For the glory of the Dear Leader!

I'm Afraid I Can't Do That, Dave

And just so you bitches don't think I'm a newcomer to this whole heady gettin-published thing:

I'm published bitches

$5 to insomniac loser

....Who can find an internet clip of this abysmal blog's inspiration: Johnny Rotten (sorry, PiL-era Mr. John Lydon) yanking off Dave Kendall's rug on 120 Minutes. Great moments in television history. I need it. I am nothing with out it. Geeks, please help.