Monday, December 15, 2008

A-ha Challenge

I'm going to see how long I can converse via IM today using only "ah" and "ha."

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Who knew acid reflux was funny?

Flomax totally got its aciphex kicked in the pharmaceutical naming stakes. I think the overpaid stooges in the naming department forgot to say this one out loud before greenlighting - or, they have keen gutter humor. In which case, how do I get that job?

This would be even better if prescribed for some debilitating lower GI tract condition, but I won't get greedy.

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Feel the Geek Love

When you care enough to send the very best.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Axis of Evil Prevails

Originally uploaded by dogseat.
COBRA has yet to post the "official" results of this year's NYC Idiotarod. Whatever. We all know who came correct -- don't mess with the DPRK.

For the glory of the Dear Leader!

Friday, December 1, 2006

I'm Afraid I Can't Do That, Dave

And just so you bitches don't think I'm a newcomer to this whole heady gettin-published thing:

I'm published bitches

$5 to insomniac loser

....Who can find an internet clip of this abysmal blog's inspiration: Johnny Rotten (sorry, PiL-era Mr. John Lydon) yanking off Dave Kendall's rug on 120 Minutes. Great moments in television history. I need it. I am nothing with out it. Geeks, please help.