<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8641523733942622645</id><updated>2011-08-21T08:59:43.081-07:00</updated><category term='north korea'/><category term='kim jong il'/><category term='DPRK'/><category term='ass effects'/><category term='fish oil'/><category term='acid reflux'/><category term='HALentine'/><category term='idiotarod'/><category term='valentine&apos;s day'/><category term='big pharm'/><category term='aciphex'/><title type='text'>Dave Kendall's Hair</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://davekendallshair.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8641523733942622645/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://davekendallshair.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>grippy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12246070869506183624</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8641523733942622645.post-7360917958840307123</id><published>2008-12-15T09:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-15T09:21:13.509-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A-ha Challenge</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5_o39imSn1E/SUaRa3WTlUI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/SrdNVmnOvWM/s1600-h/aha-card.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 138px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5_o39imSn1E/SUaRa3WTlUI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/SrdNVmnOvWM/s200/aha-card.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280067503858619714" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm going to see how long I can converse via IM today using only "ah" and "ha."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8641523733942622645-7360917958840307123?l=davekendallshair.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://davekendallshair.blogspot.com/feeds/7360917958840307123/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8641523733942622645&amp;postID=7360917958840307123' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8641523733942622645/posts/default/7360917958840307123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8641523733942622645/posts/default/7360917958840307123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://davekendallshair.blogspot.com/2008/12/ha-challenge.html' title='A-ha Challenge'/><author><name>grippy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12246070869506183624</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5_o39imSn1E/SUaRa3WTlUI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/SrdNVmnOvWM/s72-c/aha-card.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8641523733942622645.post-3851021186040336989</id><published>2008-01-15T08:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-15T08:55:41.685-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='acid reflux'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='big pharm'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aciphex'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ass effects'/><title type='text'>Who knew acid reflux was funny?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Flomax totally got its &lt;a href="http://www.aciphex.com/"&gt;aciphex&lt;/a&gt; kicked in the pharmaceutical naming stakes.  I think the overpaid stooges in the naming department forgot to  say this one out loud before greenlighting - or, they have keen gutter humor.  In which case, how do I get that job?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This would be even better if prescribed for some debilitating lower GI tract condition, but I won't get greedy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8641523733942622645-3851021186040336989?l=davekendallshair.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://davekendallshair.blogspot.com/feeds/3851021186040336989/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8641523733942622645&amp;postID=3851021186040336989' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8641523733942622645/posts/default/3851021186040336989'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8641523733942622645/posts/default/3851021186040336989'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://davekendallshair.blogspot.com/2008/01/who-knew-acid-reflux-was-funny.html' title='Who knew acid reflux was funny?'/><author><name>grippy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12246070869506183624</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8641523733942622645.post-8340192449550555944</id><published>2007-02-06T07:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-06T08:02:34.164-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='valentine&apos;s day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='HALentine'/><title type='text'>Feel the Geek Love</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5_o39imSn1E/RcimfgtixbI/AAAAAAAAAA0/JoFfMMl_m3E/s1600-h/HALentine.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5_o39imSn1E/RcimfgtixbI/AAAAAAAAAA0/JoFfMMl_m3E/s320/HALentine.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5028452044246271410" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you care enough to send the very best.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8641523733942622645-8340192449550555944?l=davekendallshair.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://davekendallshair.blogspot.com/feeds/8340192449550555944/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8641523733942622645&amp;postID=8340192449550555944' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8641523733942622645/posts/default/8340192449550555944'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8641523733942622645/posts/default/8340192449550555944'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://davekendallshair.blogspot.com/2007/02/feel-geek-love.html' title='Feel the Geek Love'/><author><name>grippy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12246070869506183624</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5_o39imSn1E/RcimfgtixbI/AAAAAAAAAA0/JoFfMMl_m3E/s72-c/HALentine.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8641523733942622645.post-8995270811200585821</id><published>2007-01-30T19:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-30T20:06:29.072-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kim jong il'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idiotarod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DPRK'/><title type='text'>The Dear Leader Speaks</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://deuceofdavenport.blogspot.com/2007/01/comrade-kim-jong-il-defies-revisionism.html"&gt;Through me.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8641523733942622645-8995270811200585821?l=davekendallshair.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://davekendallshair.blogspot.com/feeds/8995270811200585821/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8641523733942622645&amp;postID=8995270811200585821' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8641523733942622645/posts/default/8995270811200585821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8641523733942622645/posts/default/8995270811200585821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://davekendallshair.blogspot.com/2007/01/dear-leader-speaks.html' title='The Dear Leader Speaks'/><author><name>grippy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12246070869506183624</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8641523733942622645.post-1776390679557400532</id><published>2007-01-29T12:01:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-29T12:12:48.175-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='north korea'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kim jong il'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idiotarod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fish oil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DPRK'/><title type='text'>Axis of Evil Prevails</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dogseat/372142606/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/127/372142606_a81ad32cc5_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dogseat/372142606/"&gt;DSC_8812&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;  Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/dogseat/"&gt;dogseat&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cartsofbrooklyn.com"&gt;COBRA&lt;/a&gt; has yet to post the "official" results of this year's NYC Idiotarod.  Whatever.  We all know who came correct -- don't mess with the DPRK.&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/yoqueens/"&gt;For the glory of the Dear Leader!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8641523733942622645-1776390679557400532?l=davekendallshair.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://davekendallshair.blogspot.com/feeds/1776390679557400532/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8641523733942622645&amp;postID=1776390679557400532' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8641523733942622645/posts/default/1776390679557400532'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8641523733942622645/posts/default/1776390679557400532'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://davekendallshair.blogspot.com/2007/01/axis-of-evil-prevails_29.html' title='Axis of Evil Prevails'/><author><name>grippy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12246070869506183624</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/127/372142606_a81ad32cc5_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8641523733942622645.post-6639355656392932590</id><published>2006-12-01T20:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-01T20:38:53.992-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Afraid I Can't Do That, Dave</title><content type='html'>And just so you bitches don't think I'm a newcomer to this whole heady gettin-published thing:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/15JoyceHughesandMirandaBurgess.html&gt;I'm published bitches&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8641523733942622645-6639355656392932590?l=davekendallshair.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://davekendallshair.blogspot.com/feeds/6639355656392932590/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8641523733942622645&amp;postID=6639355656392932590' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8641523733942622645/posts/default/6639355656392932590'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8641523733942622645/posts/default/6639355656392932590'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://davekendallshair.blogspot.com/2006/12/im-afraid-i-cant-do-that-dave.html' title='I&apos;m Afraid I Can&apos;t Do That, Dave'/><author><name>grippy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12246070869506183624</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8641523733942622645.post-1697208276800221685</id><published>2006-12-01T19:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-01T21:16:01.459-08:00</updated><title type='text'>$5 to insomniac loser</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5_o39imSn1E/RXEFPBuOXQI/AAAAAAAAAAY/a1LCyZHaCck/s1600-h/IMG_1323.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5_o39imSn1E/RXEFPBuOXQI/AAAAAAAAAAY/a1LCyZHaCck/s320/IMG_1323.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5003786416703823106" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;....Who can find an internet clip of this abysmal blog's inspiration:  Johnny Rotten (sorry, PiL-era Mr. John Lydon) yanking off Dave Kendall's rug on 120 Minutes.  Great moments in television history.  I need it.  I am nothing with out it.  Geeks, please help.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8641523733942622645-1697208276800221685?l=davekendallshair.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://davekendallshair.blogspot.com/feeds/1697208276800221685/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8641523733942622645&amp;postID=1697208276800221685' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8641523733942622645/posts/default/1697208276800221685'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8641523733942622645/posts/default/1697208276800221685'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://davekendallshair.blogspot.com/2006/12/5-to-pathetic-loser.html' title='$5 to insomniac loser'/><author><name>grippy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12246070869506183624</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5_o39imSn1E/RXEFPBuOXQI/AAAAAAAAAAY/a1LCyZHaCck/s72-c/IMG_1323.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
